Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
