We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
NoShamevember. You game?
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Randomize
