i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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