What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Blood and glitter go together right?
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
