yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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