So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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