dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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