# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I love having hate sex.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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