Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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