whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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