You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
