Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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