Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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