last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Randomize
