Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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