Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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