porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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