Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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