Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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