sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
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