check it out our google latitudes are spooning
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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