So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
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