is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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