You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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