google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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