I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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