You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
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