I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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