Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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