But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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