Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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