...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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