I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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