This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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