He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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