you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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