People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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