How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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