You're completely useless in the revolution.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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