Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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