Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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