That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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