i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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