I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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