Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
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