Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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