the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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