so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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