she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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