This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
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